Oral Grey T | Unisex t-shirt
$28.00
Most teas want five minutes and a quiet room. Oral Grey doesn't wait — it's hot, it's quick, and it's finished before the kettle stops screaming. Two minutes if you're being honest with yourself.
Tasting notes: citrus, black tea, poor impulse control, and a finish we're not legally permitted to describe.
Brewing instructions: apply heat. Be patient. Don't rush the good part. Remove the bag when you're satisfied — or don't, we're not your supervisor.
Pairs beautifully with brunch, breakups, and that specific silence after someone reads your shirt twice.
Wear it to a coffee shop and watch a dad get it roughly forty seconds late. That delay is the product. That's what you're actually paying for.
Contains oral tradition. May cause your mother-in-law to ask what it means. Do not explain. Sip.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.
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